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Free Harley?
Quick & Dirty by oleBuzzard
Written Today / 23-OCT-95
(c) 1995 <k0p> Communications
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INTRO
A Free Harley? Well actually thats a little deceptive. There's
obviously no such thing as a FREE Harley...only a $200 dollar
one. {What?) That's right...for a mere $200 dollars you too can
have your very own Harley.
FREE HARLEY
Now, from the onset, let me say that I have never tried this and
it's totally speculative. None-the-less you have to wonder. I
mean, when it comes to Harley's, somehow Doctors, Lawyers, Actors,
and Construction Workers all end up in the same price index.
How is it, that Tree Bear can afford to ride right along side Cher
on an identical $25,000 dollar Harley-Davidson(R) Fat-Boy? Well I
think I found the answer.
To find out how take a look at the accompanying .GIF. It should be
called: 'freehrly.gif'. If for some reason there is no .GIF accompanying
this file, then continue reading on.
TITLING SERVICES
A biker friend of mine hipped me to Titling Services. These are services
which for a mere $200 dollars, will issue a title for ANY motorcycle
pre-1986. And, to use their own words, 'No Previous Paperwork is
Required.' So all you have to do is 'Get your hands on a Harley', fill-
out the paperwork--which these guys mail to you--and send in your
application along with $200 bucks and you got yourself a Harley. Actually
it'll work with any brand motorcycle, but who would want anything BUT
a Harley? Although, there are some pretty nice Indians still out there...
Anyway, heres the inpho:
TITLES UNLIMITED | MOTO-TECH
'Nation's Oldest Title Service' | 'Lowest Prices Nationwide'
P.O. Box 590146 | 47 Bennington Drive
Birmingham, AL 35259 | Belmont, NH 03220
Toll Free: 800-325-8136 | Toll Free: 800-528-5108
Alabama: 205-849-7242 | Legal for ANY pre-1986 vehicke
Fax: 205-808-0062 | Titles for Motorcycles, Automobiles
8am-9pm CST | Light Truck, or Trailer.
10 day service normal | Quick turnaround.
72 hr. service available | No previous paperwork required.
That's it...see ya next time...oleBuzzard
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